April 11th, Kidney Foundation Charity Event. Attendees: Afa Jr., Victoria, Christy Hemme, Francine, Shannon Moore, Paul London, Chuck Palumbo, Cheryl Bachman, Amber Oneal & Krissy Vaine (Team Blondage), Ryan Shamrock, John Cena Sr, Lanny Poffo, Brutus the Barber, Doink, Heidenreich & Jimmy Snuka. 4 pm: 12 hours until go time. Plan to get done the […]

Fetish Con II, Tampa FL – Day 2: I arrived in latex as Officer Cunty. (Ok, Officer Naughty if you don’t like that word. I love and embrace it, but that’s the Scottish in me.) -Holy vagina pillows! (And yes…inside this massive labia was a Fleshlight type of sex toy for males. Wicked, huh?) More […]

What’s Your FETISH? Fetish Con 2011. Tampa, FL. Fetish [fet-ish], noun 1. an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency.  2. Any object, idea, etc., eliciting unquestioning reverence, respect, or devotion: to make a fetish of high grades. 3. Psychology – any object […]

Fan Boy Expo asked me to come in for a day and be a cosplay judge (costume). I thought that sounded fun, so I accepted their challenge. I had just started dating a guy I’d met on a dating site and figured I’d toss him into the deep end to see if he could swim […]

January 2014 I wedged into Atlanta between two of their worst storms. Naturally, I came out of it with what I thought was the worst case of flu I’ve ever had. Pain so bad, I had to take pain killers because I couldn’t move without whining. Turns out, it was pneumonia. Thankfully, it didn’t really […]

Chiller Theatre – Parsippany NJ  Halloween 2012Two zombies meet in the cemetery. One said, “It’s so fun being dead, right?”The other said, “Wow a talking zombie.” Things have been really harder lately. After a long battle with cancer, my mom died. I’d been flying back and forth from FL to Philly every other week. It […]

November 2014 Boy, do you miss out on a lot if you don’t come out to these conventions. They are just fun, bizarre and cool, wrapped up into one insane weekend. Days of the Dead started out GREAT. Smooth sailing and an organized convention. The hotel, not so much. I hate when higher end hotels […]

What do you get when you have a former British football (soccer) player-turned-pro wrestler and a beautiful female wrestler/model? One helluva wedding with athletes from all over America, Canada, Ireland  and the UK pissed off their heads. (Translation: Drunk as fuck.) Amazing Kong…erm, Kharma. Nikki Roxx. Angelina Love. Mercedes Martinez. Leva Bates. Lexie Fyfe. Connor […]

Atlantic City, NJ Day 1, Thursday: Despite having all my clocks pushed ahead 22 minutes and being packed and ready, I still managed to leave on “wrestler time”. Which was 30-minutes behind. I swear, I’ll be late to my own funeral! I don’t generally much care for traveling with others. Like most who deal with […]

I made a goal last year when I moved here and drove up to the Arnold with my friends— that within one year, I’d be lean and hired to work the convention, instead of attending as a fan. And in one year, I did that, so I’m happy with myself. The Arnold showed no signs […]

Day 1: After about an hour of questioning and having my bags ripped apart by Canadian customs (the only customs I’ve met worse than US) I was free to go. Which is more than I can say for the guy behind me, who was being denied entry and sent back. There’s not a lot you […]